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My Last Wish is to XXXX Hot Guys! – Huh? No you’re not. You’re going to bring peace to the Seven Kingdoms!

My Last Wish is to XXXX Hot Guys! – Huh? No you’re not. You’re going to bring peace to the Seven Kingdoms!
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Archangel Lumeria is banished from Heaven for causing a war in the human realm with her incompetence and God won't let her return to heaven unless she brings peace to the Seven Kingdoms. The only problem is, the mortal body of Bathory Yggstel Weiss, Third Princess of the fallen Kingdom of Genocia, that she's borrowing is hellishly weak! Why can't Lumeria use any of her divine powers? Wait, what? Bathory? Is that Bathory? Why is she still here? She's supposed to have passed on by now. Oh, she won't pass on until her last wish is fulfilled and she's going to hold Lumeria's divine powers as hostage? What is her last wish anyway? She wants to XXXX hot guys? Huh? What sort of cheap erotica plot line is this? No she won't! She's going to bring peace to the Seven Kingdoms! .:.:.:
A/n: Okay. Despite the title and the description. I swear there is plot in here and this novel isn't just an excuse to write smut. Do note, the religions and cultures presented in this novel is no way representative of real life religion and cultures. Everything in this story is completely fictional. Trigger warning: Be aware that this novel includes strong disturbing themes depicting sensitive topics such as but not limited to, SA, slavery, gory imageries and gratuitous violence. None of these themes will be written in a positive light, however, viewer's discretions is advised.
- Chapter 1: Banished from Heaven and Onto the Battle Field! Crap. Why am I so weak?
- Chapter 2: You Know Nothing, Useless Angel.
- Chapter 3: Prophecies, traitors and death. Why can’t this world just have flowers and roses instead?
- Chapter 4: Traitor? I’m not the traitor. You’re the traitor.
- Chapter 5: The Infamous Cave Episode in Every Shoujo Series
- Chapter 6: The Generic Hotspring Episode in Every Shoujo Series
- Chapter 7: Will You Sleep With Me?
- Chapter 8: It’s a Treasonous, Treasonous World Out There. The Plot is Literally Cock Blocking Me From My Powers.
- Chapter 9: Stealth Mission after Stealth Mission. I’m f*cking Garbage at Stealth Missions.
- Chapter 10: Fortress Defense! The City’s Under Attack. Where Is My Deus Ex Machina?
- Chapter 11: This World Isn’t As Godless As You Think. (18+)
- Chapter 12: You Want Me To Do What Now? Sleep with the Enemy Next? What are all these bullshit terms and conditions that I was never told?
- Chapter 13: You’re going to Curse Your Love Interest To Death If you Fall in Love? What’s that all about?
- Chapter 14: Angel’s Blood heals Mortal Wounds. Let’s Do Some Good Deeds.
- Chapter 15: I Want To Be With You, Even if It Means I Must Defy God.
- Chapter 16: I’m a Mass Murderer. You’re a Mass Murderer. Everyone is a Mass Murderer. There’s always two sides to a coin to every Heroic Deed.
- Chapter 17: Oh My, What’s This? A sudden 4P, a Gangban- Get your mind out of the gutter, wretched woman! Not everything is about sex!
- Chapter 18: Angel + Assassin VS Demon VS Gorilla Maniac. It’s Shounen Battle Time! Wait, I thought this was a Shoujo Novel?
- Chapter 19: Am I seriously getting Damsel-in-Distressed right now? Pssh. Silly Angel. Just seduce your kidnapper, Duh. He’s. F*cking. Hot.
- Chapter 20: Hah. This Sadistic Motherf*cker is Supposed To be one of the Male Leads? I Should’ve Let Him Die.
- Chapter 26: You’re Not The Only Ones With Plot Armor To Turn The Tides
- Chapter 27: Alright, alright. What’s your Back Story, Sadistic Prick?
- Chapter 28: I’ll be Your Damsel-In-Distress So You Can Keep Playing the Hero
- Chapter 29: Right, There’s Still A Smut Tag On This Shoujo Novel (18+)
- Chapter 30: Shady Old Men, Scheming Cunts and Shitty Politics in General.