Bleach: Why Am I, Kurosaki Ichigo, Not the Harem King?

It all began that afternoon— The day he obliterated the soul of a transmigrator. Tatsuki Arisawa: “I was the first! I met Ichigo first, I fell for Ichigo first…” Orihime Inoue: “If people could live five lifetimes, I’d fall in love with the same person in every one.” Rukia Kuchiki: “Ichigo, you idiot!” Yoruichi Shihōin: “My little boy husband… wanna marry into the Shihōin family?” Retsu Unohana: “Kurosaki Ichigo, do your best to please me.” Soi Fon: “I-it’s not like I’m Lady Yoruichi’s dowry or anything!” Shino: “Do you even remember my name?” Rangiku Matsumoto: “I don’t wanna become the Captain’s daughter-in-law!” (Very fast-paced fanfic. Don't expect too much dept to it.) [Raw: 死神：我黑崎一护为何不是后宫王]