NOVEL NEXT Chapter 239: Chapter 239: Overwhelmed by the Strong Desire to Survive
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Yigol Novak immediately became alert. He needed to quickly find a way to cheer his wife up. Otherwise, if she got serious, kneeling over a box of instant noodles would be the end of him.
Yigol hurriedly begged for mercy: “Wifey, I was wrong, please forgive me. Can I use a small life-saving trick in exchange for your lenient treatment of your husband?”
Suri Drew didn’t buy it and asked, “What kind of life-saving trick? I don’t need it.”
“Wifey, are you sure you don’t need it? The hot pot I made for you has undergone special treatment by this senior chef. You ate it truthfully, and it was so spicy, but your mouth hasn’t swollen up like this. What does this mean? It means that your husband’s skills are good. But you’ve seen the current state of your mouth now.”
“This is a genuine spicy hot pot. You may be able to tolerate it while eating, but later on, you might not be able to handle it when you have diarrhea or something else, do you understand what I mean?”
Upon hearing this, Suri immediately pictured the terrible scene.
She’s never experienced it but had seen such plots on TV, with the person struggling to even walk. It would be extremely embarrassing.
Moreover, if her mouth had already hurt so much, what if that other area also…
Thinking of the terrifying moment, the previously domineering Suri collapsed, pitifully looking at Yigol and said, “Husband, save me! Quickly tell me what to do, wuu wuu wuu, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten so much.”
She was a graceful beauty, how could she accept such a thing?
Just thinking about it, Suri could hardly accept the idea.
If it were truly like this, Yigol, that bastard, might even laugh at her endlessly. Suri quickly clung to Yigol’s arm, acting coquettishly, “Hubby hubby, save me.”
Suri was dominated by a strong desire to survive, wishing to hang on to Yigol’s body entirely.
Luckily, Yigol’s car was a high-class luxury one, and people outside couldn’t see in. Otherwise, onlookers would’ve gathered around them if they saw this scene.
Yigol tried to hold back his laughter while keeping a straight face, “Saving you is not a problem, but wifey, can we not buy that durian keyboard instant noodles? It’s useless, let’s not waste money, we should save, don’t you think?” What a joke! Save? How could Suri not understand his meaning?
A man who didn’t even bat an eye at spending tens of billion dollars, would he care about that little bit of money?
“You…” Suri stared at Yigol, too angry to even say anything.
Yigol immediately tried to coax her, “Alright, alright, wifey, don’t get mad, don’t get mad.”
After Yigol had cajoled her for a while, Suri finally felt that her breathing had become smoother.
Suri turned her head and gritted her teeth, saying, “Yigol, if that really happens, I will never talk to you ever again.”
Yigol didn’t take it seriously, “Wifey, aren’t you making a big fuss over nothing? Everyone has some small problem now and then. It’s just diarrhea, what’s the big deal? At most, you’ll have to visit the toilet a few more times and have a burning sensation in a certain area. Struggling to take a dump and not daring to exert force, finally, after great difficulty…”
Listening to this, Suri broke down completely, grabbing Yigol and starting to hit him hard.
While dodging, Yigol couldn’t help but laugh. This was truly deadly.
He had no choice, as Suri was such a quick learner. He had just told her that the men in his hometown were quite afraid of their wives and might have to kneel on washboards at home, and she wanted to try it out herself.
Yigol didn’t really mean to scare Suri. He himself had experienced that kind of pain as a child.
If Suri ended up having diarrhea for several days, she would likely be in low spirits for some time.
“You’re too mean! Quickly tell me what to do, I don’t want that.” Suri said weakly.
In order not to experience such a tragedy, she had already tried hard to lower her stance.
Seeing Suri’s compromising look, the repressed laughter in Yigol’s heart began to act up again. If it weren’t for fear that Suri would get angry, he’d like to laugh heartily a few more times.
Yigol continued to speak seriously, “Then you have to promise not to buy that durian instant noodles. Moreover, you can’t have any kind of retaliation against me because of this, not even verbal threats. Otherwise, I won’t tell you.”
“You, you’re going too far, aren’t you? Are you even a man? To negotiate terms with your wife like this, do you not want to live happily together?”
“Didn’t you say that the men here are very obedient to their wives? So, were you lying about that before?”
Seeing that Yigol was not moved, Suri had to weigh the pros and cons and agree, “Fine, fine, I promise I won’t make you kneel on that durian washboard again, nor will I threaten you. Is that okay?”
She couldn’t afford to delay any longer. Those spicy things in her stomach were too dangerous.
If she keeps delaying and the things in her stomach slowly ferment, it would be too late for her to save herself.
“Alright, take a seat first.” Yigol pointed at her chair.
“What do you mean? Are you disgusted by me?” Suri asked unhappily.
“Wifey, you’re overthinking it. I’m not. Could it be that you want me to kiss you to make you happy? I don’t mind, but are you sure you can handle it?” Yigol looked at her mouth and asked.
Suri immediately covered her mouth in tension and then returned to her seat.
Yigol pointed at the two bottles of milk he had bought and said, “All you have to do is drink these two bottles of milk, and you should be fine. But, you don’t gulp it all down, just take a few sips now and then.”
Suri looked puzzled at the two bottles of milk.
Seeing the confusion on Suri’s face, Yigol said, “Milk can relieve spiciness, and it can also dilute the stuff in your stomach. After drinking it, it will protect your stomach lining, so your stomach won’t be harmed, and you won’t have diarrhea or anything.”
“Wifey, this is actually just a common life knowledge, something you can’t find in books.”
Suri stared at Yigol for a moment, and then angrily pounced on him again, “Yigol, I’m going to kill you, I must kill you today, you just wait.”
In no time, Yigol’s body was covered in red marks.
However, it didn’t hurt at all.. Although Suri was angry, Yigol was her most beloved man, so how could she bear to hurt him seriously?